It was reported today that Amy Winehouse has been offered £350,000 to perform in “the weirdest club in the world.”

The tycoon, Aryan Teileman has confirmed reports in the Dutch press that Winehouse is close to signing the deal and performing at the opening night of his new nightclub, ‘Watt’.  “It’s as good as certain” he said.

The nightclub is due to open in September and is going to be run on ‘human power’.  A club source said “The energy will come from urine and sweat from the visitors, and the toilets will be flushed by rainwater.”  He added “The club is set in the heart of the biggest drug circuit in Holland.  It is so out there that it might even shock Amy.”

Winehouse is certainly bringing-in some money lately.  She was recently reported to have been paid £500,000 to perform at Fendi’s new store during the Paris Fashion Week earlier in the month.

Fortunately, due to her recent problems, her family and management have control over her huge wealth and a source said “Amy is only given a couple of hundred quid each week.  She is constantly borrowing off people.  The people around her are worried she would just waste her money if she was allowed full control over it.”