Sacha Baron Cohen

According to reports, comedian Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher married in a secret Jewish ceremony last week, in front of close friends and family.

The couple who have a two-year-old daughter together, held the service in Paris with Isla only announcing the news to a few friends the following day in e-mails in which she wrote;

“We did it – we’re married!”

“It was the absolute best day of my life and in so many beautiful moments I missed you all so much. I thought of you as everything was happening, but Sacha and I wanted no fuss.”

The couple who have been together for eight-years were expected to marry on the 26th March after sending out invitations to a fancy dress party, as a decoy.

Borat

Sacha Baron Cohen aka Ali G or Borat, was taken to a police station yesterday after strutting his stuff on the catwalk at the Milan fashion show uninvited.

Cohen had earlier in the week burst onto the stage at a show by an Italian designer and was grabbed by security guards.

Lily Allen has been accused of glamorising gun violence after being seen wearing a gold pendant around her neck shaped like a Uzi sub-machine gun.  I thought the delightful piece of chav jewellery, really suited her!

The rumours doing the rounds yesterday, were completely unfounded and Paul Gascoigne is not dead but alive and well and out and about.

Looking much older than his 41 years, Gazza, and still battling his self-inflicted illness, he was accompanied by a young blond that had definitely put a smile on his face, for now!