1. While many fans might miss Michael Jackson, it won’t be because of his bad plastic surgery. It was obvious that Michael was obsessed with his appearance. Michael Jackson had such extensive and numerous surgeries on his face that his bone structure could no longer support anymore. This was especially apparent on his nose.

2. Money wasn’t a plus when it came to Jocelyn Wildenstein’s extensive plastic surgery. This upper-class woman is rumored to have spent as much as $4 million on elective procedures. Jocelyn has had obvious work done on almost every area of her face. The biggest problem with Wildenstein’s surgeries is that they are so noticeable. Unfortunately, the woman no longer looks natural, earning her the nickname “The Bride of Frankenstein.”

3. Abdominal liposuction didn’t turn out to be what Tara Reid expected. Instead of smooth abs, the surgeon left her with a lumpy and uneven midsection. In addition, her breast surgery was not performed properly, leaving her with nipples that just do not look normal. Sadly, this really affected the celebrity’s career.

4. While Donatella Versace may rule the runway, she needs to stick to designing clothing. This biggest issue with Donatella’s botched plastic surgeries is that they lack subtlety. She is particularly notorious for over-the-top lip injections, leaving her mouth looking like she suffers from a massive bee sting or allergic reaction.

5. Joan Rivers is not only known for being funny but for being obsessed with fixing her face. It’s hard to say what she’s had done in total, but it likely includes neck liposuction, nose jobs and numerous face lifts. Like other queens of plastic surgery, Joan has taken it too far, done too much and just doesn’t look natural anymore.

6. It’s hard to know where to start with celebrity Courtney Love. She not only joins Tara Reid with botched abdominal liposuction, but also has had nose jobs that were less than impressive. Supposedly, she recognizes the error of her ways and has sworn off new procedures.

7. Janet Jackson has a few issues that earn her a spot of the list. Not only has she worked on her face like her famous brother Michael, but she also has breast implants that are less-than-stellar. In fact, in some photographs, you can see obvious dents around where her implants sit. She shares this post-surgery flaw with another celebrity, Vivica Fox.

8. Kenny Rogers proves that it isn’t just women who make mistakes under the knife. He has been open about his plastic surgery disappointment. After having a face lift to reduce smile lines, his eyes and brow look too stretched and taut. Strangely, it also makes his neck look heavier; hopefully, that won’t prompt him to try neck liposuction.

9. Once known for her trendy singing group, Victoria Beckham is now most often cited for a bad boob job. Not only are her breast implants too large for her small frame, but they are unnaturally round. In some shots, you can see excess skin in her armpits that spills out the side of sexy tops. While a bit of cleavage is always nice, armpit overage is just not pretty.

10. Two celebrities earn a spot for dental work. While not as common as other bad plastic surgery, teeth implants and veneers can look a bit obvious. Both Gary Busey and Hilary Duff are cited as having teeth that are just too big, too perfect or both.

Victoria Beckham

Victoria Beckham is said to be delighted by her chance at a vocal cameo on the children’s cartoon favourite ‘SpongeBob Squarepants‘.

Victoria’s animated character Queen Amphitrite appears in the episode named ‘The Clash of Triton’ which is to be aired on Nickelodeon in America next month.

The former Spice Girl said the part was impossible to turn down as it is one of her Cruz’s favourite shows and they can’t wait to sit down together and watch the programme.

David Beckham

David Beckham launched his new sports clothing range by Adidas last night in Los Angeles, accompanied by his wife Victoria.  The footballer has co-designed the range which will be known as ‘Beckham by J. Bond Collection’, and it’s said to be a modern version of classic American sportswear.

David is also expected to appear alongside Noel Gallagher in a brand new Adidas commercial, dressed as a Star Trek character.  The advertisement was allegedly shot in the West End of London last week.

Footballer Michael Owen and his wife Louise, have announced that they are expecting their fourth child, due to be born on March 3rd 2010.  The couple already have  daughters Gemma Rose, 6, and Emily May, 1, and son James Michael, 3.

Pete Doherty arrived at court today to answer charges on a drink driving incident which took place in June of this year, after performing at a gig in Gloucester.

The Babyshambles singer denied driving dangerously and was bailed to stand trial on December 21st.  Doherty arrived at the court with a mystery woman, who declined to give her name, but the two put on a dancing performance for the press.

Michael Jackson

The Michael Jackson Tribute concert that was due to take place in Vienna later this month, will now not be going ahead and has been rescheduled to take place in London, hopefully at Wembley in June 2010.

The main reason given for the change of plan was that many of the top artists were unable to change their schedules and would not therefore be able to appear in Vienna.  All ticket holders for the original event in Vienna are to receive a full refund.

Victoria Beckham has been invited along to promote her new perfume on the US Talk Show with Whoopi Goldberg, however, she has been banned from spraying the fragrance within a nine-metre radius of the hostess.

Goldberg had invited the former Spice Girl onto her show ‘The View’ but had forgotten that she was allergic to perfume, the audience members will each be given a bottle of the scent but must sign an agreement that they would not spray it inside the studio.

Chanelle Hayes

Chanelle Hayes, known for her stint in the Big Brother house and for her love of copying the look of Victoria Beckham, was admitted to hospital last night after an overdose of wine and paracetamol.

The 21-year-old,  allegedly took the pills and wine after breaking-up with her footballer boyfriend Matt Bates, and was found unconscious at her home.  Hayes spent the night in hospital before being released this morning with her spokesman saying;

“Chanelle is a very sensitive girl who wears her heart on her sleeve.  She has been experiencing some personal problems with a relationship and obviously struggled to cope.

Unfortunately it resulted in her being admitted to hospital.  Our priority now is to find Chanelle some professional help.  Chanelle would like to thank the hundreds of people for their messages of support she has received this morning”.

The director, film writer and creator of ‘Home Alone’ John Hughes, died yesterday at the age of 59, while out walking in New York.

A host of celebrities and colleagues are said to be shocked at the news of the death and have offered their condolences to Hughes wife of 39-years, Nancy, their two sons and grandchildren.

The Great Train Robber Ronnie Biggs, was officially released from prison today, the day before his 80th birthday, and has been admitted to a hospital in Norwich suffering from severe pneumonia.

Although now a free man, it is unlikely that he will leave hospital again, after suffering a number of strokes he can no longer walk, talk or speak.