Borat

Sacha Baron Cohen aka Ali G or Borat, was taken to a police station yesterday after strutting his stuff on the catwalk at the Milan fashion show uninvited.

Cohen had earlier in the week burst onto the stage at a show by an Italian designer and was grabbed by security guards.

Lily Allen has been accused of glamorising gun violence after being seen wearing a gold pendant around her neck shaped like a Uzi sub-machine gun.  I thought the delightful piece of chav jewellery, really suited her!

The rumours doing the rounds yesterday, were completely unfounded and Paul Gascoigne is not dead but alive and well and out and about.

Looking much older than his 41 years, Gazza, and still battling his self-inflicted illness, he was accompanied by a young blond that had definitely put a smile on his face, for now!