Buzzin Celebrity Gossip

Bizarre pop-sensation Lady Gaga is rumored to be taking the next, increasingly ubiquitous step in celebrity fashion – starting her own fashion label.

If the flesh-colored latex leotards,  silk-hooded dresses and camel-toe ridden outfits are beyond the everyday fashion victim in terms of price or practicality, then the rumors will come as good news – if not to the general public then at least to the fashion victim.

But would the step into the already-crowded celebrity fashion market represent a critical lapse in the thinking of the starlet, who has derived much of her popularity from the apparent attraction to her seemingly individual and kooky approach?

Perhaps this is not a concern of Lady Gaga, as integrity and consistency hasn’t had much to do with pop music since the time of The Beatles.

“I can’t wait to do my own line,”  Gaga told Grazia. “It’s definitely something I want to do in the next year, as I do have my own style. I’m already talking to my boy Akon about it.”

Ironically enough, Gaga’s foray into the world of fashion includes a ‘pants-line,’ which has left tabloid-writers and bloggers perplexed, due to her propensity to ditch pants for leotards and other excuses not to wear them.

At least the media frenzy, which surrounds these hypes that fuel the seasonal, temporary quest for popular acceptance through the purchase of designer clothes, is causing young kids – or at least their parents – to spend some money and thus pump a little credit into our struggling economies.

Whatever the case, we can be sure that her fan base – presumably made up of impressionable pre-pubescent girls and sexually excitable pubescent boys – will no doubt herald the news with the same excitement witnessed at the release of the lines offered by P-Diddy, Celine Dion and Sarah Jessica Parker. We can only hope that they see a similar half-life of popularity.